Miscellaneous Contributers
Great Quotes on SUCCESS
You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. ~ Henry Ford It’s never too late to be who you might have been. ~ George Elliot Talk does not cook rice. ~ Chinese Proverb Rule your mind or it will rule you. ~ Horace The art of resting the mind and the [...] Read More >
Great Truths We Have Learned
Great truths that little children have learned No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. When you sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a [...] Read More >
Hymns or Choruses?
An old farmer was in the city on business, so on Sunday, he attended a city church for the first time. When he got home, his wife asked about the big city and he told her that he had visited the city church. “How was it?” his wife asked. “Well,” replied the farmer, “they sang praise [...] Read More >
Jokes on You
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws. “You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” a girl [...] Read More >
Kids and Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. These were done by first graders: Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader. Strike while the bug is close. It’s always darkest before Daylight [...] Read More >
Kids Say the Darndest Things
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a [...] Read More >
Quotes about FATHERS
“A wise son maketh a glad father.” – Proverbs 10:1 “I just owe almost everything to my father [and] it’s passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election.” - Margaret Thatcher “By the [...] Read More >
Quotes about MOTHERS
Becoming a mother makes you the mother of all children. From now on each wounded, abandoned, frightened child is yours. You live in the suffering mothers of every race and creed and weep with them. You long to comfort all who are desolate. – Charlotte Gray A mother’s yearning feels the presence of the cherished [...] Read More >
Random Thoughts
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find [...] Read More >
Resumania
“Resumania” is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting’s parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appear on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters. Here are some examples: “I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy and expertise.” (And an eye on the “e” section of the [...] Read More >