Swimming with a Shark
There was an atheist swimming in the ocean. Suddenly he saw a shark in the water. The atheist started swimming towards the boat. As he looked back, the atheist saw the shark turn his head towards him. The atheist started swimming faster. He’s scared to death. Just then, he turned his head to see the jaws of the great white beast open up, revealing its teeth. In horror, the atheist screamed, “Oh God! Save me!”
In an instant, time was frozen and a bright light shone down from above. The man was motionless in the water as he heard the voice of God say, “You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?”
Aghast with confusion and knowing he couldn’t lie, the man replied, “Well, that’s true, I don’t believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?”
The Lord replied, “As you wish,” and the light retracted back into the heavens.
The man could feel the water begin to move once again. He looked back to see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of a sudden the shark stopped and pulled back. Shocked, the man looked at the shark as the huge beast closed its eyes and bowed its head and said, “Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive…”