A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. These were done by first graders: Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader. Strike while the bug is close. It's always darkest before Daylight Savings Time. Never underestimate...

One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leaves...

Great truths that little children have learned No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. When you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your...

Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the bible even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected - incorrect spelling...

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."

The Ten Commandments, Southern Style.  Simple and to the point. Just one God. Honor yer Ma & Pa. No telling tales or gossipin.' Git yourself to Sunday meeting. Put nothin' before God. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. No killin.' Watch yer mouth. Don't take what ain't yers. Don't be hankerin' for...

How do you decide whom to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.  God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later...