New Miracle Toddler Diet
This month's article is adapted from a little something I picked up from the Internet. It provides a very comical view of dieting which will particularly appeal to those who have experienced the many challenges that children bring. This is purely for your reading enjoyment; I personally do not support dieting for anyone.
Each new year brings an...... >Read More
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Thirty-four Things I've Learned About Being a Mom
Sometimes you never really do know "how many more miles."
You can avoid waiting in line by fitting three girls in a rest-stop handicap washroom.
As soon as you pass the last rest-stop for the next 90 miles, someone will need to stop.
No matter how insignificant the trip, always pack a barf bucket.
At birthday parties, parents are usually...... >Read More
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Happy Holidays
Christmas morning came early when three small children roamed our house. They are teenagers now, so we’re happy if they wake up before lunch. When they were little they pounced on me at 4 a.m., jarring me from slumber. “Let’s open the gifts,” they’d holler.
Hey,” I’d say, trying to remember where I was, “It’s December 4th. Christmas...... >Read More
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Gold, Frankincense and Teddy Bears?
If children could give Jesus a present at Christmas, what would they give?
"An umbrella so He won't get wet."
~Joshua, age 5
"I only have girl stuff so I can't give Him any of my stuff because He's a boy, right?"
~Ally, age 3
"Money, so He could buy whatever He wants."
~Zach, age 5
"I'd give him a teddy bear because I love Him."
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Up in Smoke
I grew up in a conservative community where we attended church each Sunday. And sometimes Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays. We did not play cards (except Rook), attend movies (except The Hiding Place), or yell “Shoot!” (except during church basketball games).
I almost feel guilty mentioning it, but I had a great deal of fun growing up this...... >Read More
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The Battle of the Bald
Though I am only forty-six, my hair has begun to vanish. I do not have trouble growing hair. But location is everything with hair. I am like a struggling oil company. I have great production, but poor distribution.
If you’re one of those guys who still has his original hair, go ahead and laugh. But if you’re experiencing a recession... >Read More
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Dinner's Done Call 911
On my refrigerator are pictures of friends and family and animals and one of my dad falling off a chair laughing. There are magnets too. Imitation cabbages, cauliflowers, bittermelons, and pumpkins—all fitting the decor of the kitchen. The dieter’s favorite Bible verse is there: “He must increase but I must decrease.” Here are a few of my...... >Read More
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Dating Application
You have seen them... the "young men," "love of my life"...your daughters... >more
New Title for Mom
A woman named Emily, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's... >more
What Do You Fear?
