Quotes about FATHERS
"A wise son maketh a glad father." - Proverbs 10:1
"I just owe almost everything to my father [and] it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election."
- Margaret Thatcher
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his...... >Read More
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Great Quotes on SUCCESS
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. ~ Henry Ford
It's never too late to be who you might have been. ~ George Elliot
Talk does not cook rice. ~ Chinese Proverb
Rule your mind or it will rule you. ~ Horace
The art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and... >Read More
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Airplane Fun
Here are some real in-flight announcements that have been heard or reported:
On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane."
As...... >Read More
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Smile...You're a Parent!
1. Parenting's "Golden Years" is the period in your life when your kids are too old to require a babysitter and too young to take the car.
2. To be in your children's memories tomorrow, one must be in their lives today.
3. The best advice regarding raising your children is to really enjoy them while they are still on your... >Read More
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Children On Religion
Three-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready...... >Read More
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Resumania
"Resumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appear on job candidates' resumes, job applications and cover letters.
Here are some examples:
"I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy and expertise."
(And an eye on...... >Read More
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow... >Read More
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3 Minute Break
This has been a tough week. With all of the heartbreak,... >more
Quotes about MOTHERS
Becoming a mother makes you the mother of all children. From now... >more
What Do You Fear?
