Airplane Fun
Here are some real in-flight announcements that have been heard or reported:
On landing the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four...... >Read More
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Smile…You’re a Parent!
1. Parenting’s “Golden Years” is the period in your life when your kids are too old to require a babysitter and too young to take the car.
2. To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, one must be in their lives today.
3. The best advice regarding raising your children is to really enjoy them while they are still on your...... >Read More
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Children On Religion
Three-year-old, Reese: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.”
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A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They...... >Read More
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Resumania
“Resumania” is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting’s parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appear on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters.
Here are some examples:
“I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy and expertise.”
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow... >Read More
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Jokes on You
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.
“You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” a girl in the line said to...... >Read More
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All I Really Need to Know, I Learned From Noah’s Ark
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
Don’t listen to critics - do what has to be done.
Build on high ground.
For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
Two heads are better than one.
Speed isn’t always an advantage. The...... >Read More
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Quotes about FATHERS
“A wise son maketh a glad father.” – Proverbs 10:1
“I just owe... >more
Great Quotes on SUCCESS
You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.... >more
