The Sign
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
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Dating Application
You have seen them... the "young men," "love of my life"...your daughters bring home? Well, now it's time to cover yourselves and protect your daughters' well being.
Have fun with it.
Application to date my daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage...... >Read More
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Hymns or Choruses?
An old farmer was in the city on business, so on Sunday, he attended a city church for the first time. When he got home, his wife asked about the big city and he told her that he had visited the city church.
"How was it?" his wife asked.
"Well," replied the farmer, "they sang praise choruses instead of hymns."
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Kids and Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. These were done by first graders:
Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the bug is close.
It's always darkest before Daylight Savings Time.
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Explaining God - An Eight-Year Old's Perspective
One of God's main jobs is making people.
He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to... >Read More
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New Title for Mom
A woman named Emily, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's Office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job, or are you just a...."
"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mom."
"We don't list...... >Read More
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Great Truths We Have Learned
Great truths that little children have learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
When you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your...... >Read More
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All I Really Need to Know, I Learned From Noah's Ark
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Stay fit. When you're... >more
Things I've Learned From My Children (Honest and No Kidding)
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq... >more
What Do You Fear?
