Everything I know I learned in med school
Advice from Dr. J. Schmiley, M.D.
Pre-med ISN’T prestigious.
Sleep ISN’T necessary for life.
Doctors AREN’T filthy rich.
Debt ISN’T avoidable.
This WON’T hurt me and it WILL hurt you.
E.R. ISN’T QUITE realistic.
Sleep IS optional.
Pagers ARE evil.
O.R. greens ARE fashionable.
Clean underwear IS important when you’re in an accident.
One CAN sleep standing up.
Gross anatomy IS.
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